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Animals, plants and art.

Basically, that's my life's goal. (See above Post Title). All I want to be around; have my life filled with; work with are the aforementioned items/things/whatever. I worked as a veterinary assistant for nearly five years at a podunk animal hospital in the valley. I loved it most of the time for a few reasons: the clients loved me and I loved them (I loved their animals and they laughed at my jokes....the humans, not the animals) and obviously that is the quickest way to my egocentric heart: Laugh at my jokes and I'll love you forever. But just to BE in the company of animals constantly was heaven. My boss, not so much. The Doctor (who shall remain nameless) did NOT love animals in anywhere NEAR the same stratosphere that I did and was just a difficult person in general, to put it charitably.  It was the only time in my professional life where I quit a job in a fiery blaze of angry glory: I left him a letter during his lunch hour, explaining to him in a myriad of r...

I'm a 36 Year Old Newborn Baby.

Dear World, What's new? Well, not a lot has happened since we last talked. I've been working, as is my/all of our lot in life. I've been stalling on getting to work on a potentially HI-LARIOUS podcast...as is also my lot in life: I'm excellent at stalling. In fact, that should just be an entire podcast, starring ME, giving advice to people on how to stall any potential scenario that they want to vigorously avoid. It would get crazy-good ratings on iTunes. My apartment is just finally starting to resemble a place that an adult may actually live. My cat is still fat and fluffy and responds to ridiculous nicknames and watches Netflix with me. Uuuuuh, what else? Oh. Right. I'm gay. Yes, I am gay. This is something I have known since age 9 when I made the critical mistake of developing a crush on another girl in school and telling all of my new, little friends about it. I lasted two weeks at that school. I knew it when I first fell in love with a girl at age ...